Poopocalypse

At 6 weeks Desmond's pooping pattern suddenly and dramatically changed. Before, there would be some poop in almost every diaper. Not a lot, just a little - we came to expect it. Then, at 6 weeks - nothing - for 4 days. As we were about to call the doctor, Des finally let loose with an enormous "blow out" poop to end all poops. That's been the pattern since. 3 to 4 days of nothin' but pee, then, suddenly, a frighteningly large explosion that requires a load of laundry be done ASAP. Once it happened at Baby Boot Camp. I changed him in the trunk of the car - had you walked by, you would have been amazed at how one small baby could be so utterly covered in his own feces. Thankfully no one called CPS.

You think I'm exaggerating? Ha!